Everything Kyle Hates – Since 2004!

The often imitated, never duplicated, still growing, WORLD FAMOUS list!

(Suggestion: Get a drink, grab a snack, use the restroom and get comfortable. This may take you a while…)

1.) K-Mart

2.) Computers that freeze 6 times in 10 minutes

3.) Country music

4.) Tomatoes

5.) Video game addicts

6.) McDonald’s french fries

7.) Old People who drive 20 mph in a 45 mph zone

8.) Cigarettes

9.) Drugs

10.) Adults who act like high schoolers still

11.) Snow

12.) Soap operas

13.) Roads that haven’t been paved in 15 years

14.) When someone turns water on when you’re in the shower and you get a face full of cold water

15.) Jeff Gordon

16.) Car salesmen who follow you everywhere

17.) Highways that have 8 lanes that all branch off into separate directions…and you’re guaranteed to choose the wrong lane

18.) Anyone who doesn’t like Aerosmith

19.) People who complain they have no money, but have no job either

20.) Cats that aren’t de-clawed

21.) Rumors

22.) Gossip

23.) Moxie

24.) Electronics that require a PhD to learn how to use

25.) NBA

26.) Printers that run out of ink the night before a report is due

27.) Light bulbs that burn out only in the middle of the night when you need them

28.) Colds

29.) Humidity

30.) People who drive cars that are more expensive than the house they live in

31.) Dale Earnhardt Jr.

32.) Car mufflers that are so loud you need ear plugs

33.) When you go to take a drink…and then proceed to dump it down the front of your shirt by accident

34.) Garages that charge you $65.00 an hour for labor when the part you need only costs $5.00

35.) People that always want you to come visit them, but never come visit you

36.) Dogs that just decide to shit all over the carpet for no reason

37.) Trucks that aren’t 4-wheel drive

38.) Computer viruses

39.) People that snap pictures of you when you least expect it

40.) Cashiers who change shifts just as you become next in line to check out, and then you wait 10 minutes anyway

41.) People who drive like a bat out of hell to get in front of you, then get off at the very next exit

42.) CDs that skip

43.) Democrats

44.) Men who wear more earrings than women

45.) Bases loaded, 2 outs, full count, a home run will win it…oops the cable just went out!

46.) Almost 50 cents for a stamp?!

47.) Dating the same person more than once

48.) New York Yankees

49.) Music made before 1960

50.) People who call you, even after you tell them you don’t want a phone call

51.) People who don’t call you when they specifically say they will

52.) When you accidentally write on yourself with permanent marker, and then it takes 6 days to wash it off

53.) Fine print

54.) Rich people who win the lottery

55.) pPl WhO FeEl dA nEeD tO tYpE lYkE dIs, Yo

56.) Cold toilet seats

57.) When you jump out of the shower, then realize you forgot a towel

58.) Waiting 5 minutes for the hot water to start coming out of the faucet

59.) Mosquitoes

60.) People who have no sense of humor

61.) Clothes that fit when you try them on at the store, then somehow are 6 sizes too big or small when you get them home

62.) Women who complain about men, but continue to put themselves in the same situation over and over again….then come back and complain that guys suck when they don’t get their way

63.) Songs that last longer than 5 or 6 minutes…ESPECIALLY when it’s a song that will put you to sleep

64.) Prunes

65.) Spinach

66.) Stores that raise prices, then lower them the next week and call it a “sale”

67.) Cars that breakdown 24 hours after the warranty expires

68.) Cell phones that get no reception, and you have to hang out your window to hear who you’re talking to

69.) Food that clings to the roof of your mouth

70.) Women who think they need to dress slutty to get a guy

71.) Obituaries

72.) Hurricanes

73.) PETA

74.) People who say, “oh, my alarm didn’t go off this morning!” Set it and it will

75.) Birds that randomly fly into your window and die

76.) How you watch a commercial and the burger looks good, then you buy it at the fast food restaurant and half of the burger is flopped off the bun

77.) Paper cuts that hurt worse than if you were to just amputate the finger instead

78.) You go into a store and there are dozens of one item on the shelf that you want, but you go into the store the next day to buy it and it’s all sold out

79.) Lazy people

80.) People who borrow money, but insist on not paying you back

81.) Waiting 10 minutes for a response from the person you are talking to online

82.) People who bring their personal lives into work

83.) White carpets

84.) When you hang something up on the wall, stare at it for 5 minutes to make sure it won’t fall, then walk away only to have it fall two minutes later

85.) People who complain there is something wrong, but when you ask them they say it’s none of your business

86.) Toilets that you need to flush 4 times before everything finally goes down

87.) Horribly dirty houses

88.) People who call your home phone, then ask, “so, where are you?”

89.) Answering machines that pick up after only one ring

90.) Any insect that bites or stings

91.) Blowing your nose for 20 minutes to get one friggin’ snot out

92.) People who randomly sound their horns at nothing

93.) Looking over and realizing there’s no more toilet paper in the stall

94.) Cream corn

95.) Anything gothic

96.) Sitting in class for 2 hours 45 minutes….all lecture

97.) My shoulder

98.) People who are never on time for anything

99.) That “smell” that seems to hover inside every hospital

100.) Needles longer than your arm

101.) Traffic lights that turn green, but then red again before you can make it through

102.) People who quit their jobs over something as simple as not liking a person they work with

103.) Not being able to fall asleep until 4 hours after you get into bed

104.) Stepping out of a hot shower into a cold room

105.) Fiddle Heads

106.) Getting 40 miles down the highway and realizing you forgot something important back home

107.) Seeing your doctor less than 10 minutes, then paying $100.00 for it

108.) Chain letters, chain mail, anything “chain”

109.) Flat soda

110.) Talking to someone for a half hour and not being able to remember who the hell they are

111.) Looking for an object for 10 minutes, then realizing you’ve been holding it the entire time

112.) Jigsaw puzzles

113.) When you really gotta go, but the person takes 20 minutes to get out of the bathroom before you can go

114.) Teenagers who drop out of school 2 months before graduation

115.) Cranberry juice

116.) Grape flavored candy

117.) Cough medicine

118.) Shoveling the end of the driveway, then having the snow plow come by and block you in again

119.) Meatloaf

120.) Murderers

121.) Rapists

122.) Forgetting to set the clock for daylight savings time, then arriving to work an hour early or late

123.) People who answer “I don’t know” to a yes or no question

124.) People who go broke planning a wedding

125.) Black flies

126.) Going on a vacation and having it rain the whole time

127.) Shaving

128.) Fairy tales

129.) Hippies

130.) VW Busses

131.) Girls who think “equal rights” means being treated the same way as men, except when it comes to being drafted…

132.) Bills

133.) Gum that sticks to the bottom of your shoe

134.) People who intentionally take credit for things they had no part of

135.) Parades that last only 5 minutes

136.) Getting pulled over, then having the officer realize he pulled over the wrong car

137.) People who wear pants that hang around the bottom of their ass

138.) 450 pound girls who wear tube tops

139.) Flat tires

140.) Getting into a cold car during the winter

141.) Burning yourself on seatbelts that have baked in the sun all afternoon

142.) Not being able to get an object to work, then seeing someone else use it with no problem

143.) Nazis

144.) Dogs that bark at the mailman every day

145.) Agway

146.) People who don’t turn their high beams off at night

147.) $4.50 for a gallon of gas

148.) Kids who shove their hands into the box of cereal to find the prize, then you have to eat that cereal after

149.) Snobs

150.) People who spill something, then expect you to clean it up

151.) Tests and quizzes that take longer than an hour

152.) Not knowing when, where, or how I will die

153.) Beets

154.) Having colder weather in the summer than Arizona does in the winter

155.) Practicing what you want to say to a drop dead gorgeous girl, then forgetting everything when you finally meet her

156.) Sunburns that peel

157.) People who drive their cars into puddles and splash you when you’re walking on the sidewalk

158.) Pit Bulls

159.) Automatic doors that don’t open for you

160.) Osama Bin Laden

161.) When I get a new idea for something…then everyone copies it

162.) Lose-lose situations

163.) Being able to see your breath in September

164.) Doctors who can’t talk without using 40 letter long words

165.) Batteries that need to be charged for 12 hours, then work for 30 minutes

166.) Credit Cards

167.) Darkness that sets in at 3:30pm

168.) Housework

169.) Televisions with no remotes

170.) The Navigator hotel

171.) Wind that blows so hard it peels the skin from your face

172.) “You’re pre-approved for this credit card”

173.) Telemarketers

174.) Commercials

175.) When you start a conversation with someone … and they immediately say, “oops time for bed!”

176.) Nice people who die of horrible diseases

177.) Horrible people who don’t die of diseases

178.) Failing an open book exam

179.) Wearing a white shirt the only day of the week that you spill something on yourself

180.) PEOPLE WHO STATE THE OBVIOUS! Example: “Wow, it’s cold outside.” No shit it’s Winter

181.) When you ask a person how their day is going, and they ALWAYS answer “horrible” or “terrible” or “it sucks”

182.) Parents who dress their children to look like strippers

183.) People who give their daughter a guy’s name, or son a girl’s name

184.) People who don’t respect history enough to learn about it, even though history shaped who we all are and our world events today

185.) Cars that produce more smoke than a fireplace

186.) Not being able to remember dreams

187.) People who get so old that they bite into a banana and lose their teeth

188.) Police officers who don’t use turn signals

189.) Finding out you have a scratch or a cut, but not being able to remember how you got it

190.) Dog food labels that say “new and improved taste”…who eats it to find out?

191.) When you forget to turn the radio down before you get out of the car, then turn the car on when you get back only to be blasted out of it

192.) People who talk loudly in the movie theater

193.) When your boss is younger than you are

194.) Breaking something that you borrowed from someone

195.) Black coffee

196.) Skim milk

197.) Power outages

198.) How the same people ALWAYS claim to be sick all the time…and tired all the time…if that’s the case, shouldn’t they be dead by now?

199.) How Dunkin’ Donuts doesn’t seem to even have donuts anymore

200.) Filling out what seems to be 5 trillion cards every holiday

201.) Band-aids that leave an outline on your skin after you take them off

202.) Pockets with holes in them

203.) Pens that explode in your mouth

204.) Kia cars

205.) When someone walks across the floor with wet shoes, and of course, being the one wearing only socks, you step in the puddles of water left by them

206.) Potato chips that don’t even fill a quarter of the bag they come in

207.) When my dog eats my food when I’m not looking

208.) When you are talking to someone … and they ask, “so, what are you doing?” every 5 minutes

209.) Girls who like totally like find it like funny to like talk like this like because like they like think it like makes them like look cool and like well you know like how it is like these days like nobody like wants to like use proper grammar or anything like that

210.) Internet Pop-ups

211.) When my cat chews on my shoe laces, then I go to tie them and they snap off

212.) When I open my car door and the snow falls into my seat, then have to walk around for an hour with a wet spot on my ass

213.) 9 out of the 10 radio stations come in clear, so you move the antenna to get the 10th station…now that station comes in clear and the other 9 suck

214.) Waiters and waitresses who never ask how you’re doing until after you have just stuffed your mouth with food

215.) When you’re in a bathroom stall with the door closed and locked, yet someone still has to come up and wiggle the door around and peek through the opening to make sure you actually are in there taking a shit

216.) When you order onion rings from Burger King and there always seems to be one french fry in with them

217.) People who preach their religion to me

218.) When you are downloading a song and it disconnects at 99%

219.) When someone comes to the front door of my house and says, “excuse me, do you live here?”

220.) The Simpsons

221.) You notice a tiny loose string on one of your clothes, you go to pull it out…and before you know it, the string has grown to be 4 feet long

222.) Chapped lips

223.) Hillary Clinton

224.) People who choose to vacation in Maine of all places

225.) Adults who still pronounce “birthday” as “birfday”

226.) People who do not support the military

227.) Television shows about people fishing

228.) Junk mail

229.) When you book a flight, and they allow you to choose your own seat “as a courtesy to you”…then you get to the airport and find out your seat has been changed

230.) How the television shows I like only last a half hour, but the ones that I think really suck always seem to last an hour

231.) The word Ya’ll

232.) How you can’t turn on a light outside during the Summer without attracting a swarm of bugs

233.) People who can’t control their pets and keep them from running away every four days – yet someday they’re going to be parents…

234.) Girls who call other girls “dude”

235.) People (not friends) who tell you things about their personal lives without you asking to hear about them first

236.) When you see a commercial about a certain restaurant, suddenly get a craving for it…then realize there’s not even one in your State…

237.) Throwing your garbage into the dumpster, then realizing there was something fairly important inside of that bag…

238.) Licking, licking, and still licking the envelope to get it to close properly, now it’s soaked because you over-licked it, so you resort to using tape instead – which you could have just done in the first place

239.) Gift cards

240.) When you make a payment online, and then the company sends you an e-mail saying, “you just made a payment!” Thanks, because I was still confused after clicking “submit payment…”