Corkface

Mike (10:35:20 PM): i hate corks!
Kyle  (10:35:23 PM): me too!
Kyle (10:35:27 PM): i can’t ever get them out
Mike (10:35:41 PM): first bottle i bought i got home and i was like a cork!!!
Mike (10:35:43 PM): FUCK ME!
Kyle (10:35:46 PM): i know!
Mike (10:35:54 PM): and we didn’t have a puller
Kyle (10:35:55 PM): i have a cork screw and all and it’s still a bitch
Mike (10:36:07 PM): then had to go back and explain why i was buying a puller when i was just there getting the wine
Mike (10:36:08 PM): lol
Kyle (10:36:14 PM): lol
Mike (10:36:17 PM): it kills ur hands too
Kyle (10:36:20 PM): i know it
Mike (10:36:36 PM): i’ll just take my dads chainsaw next time
Kyle (10:36:39 PM): LOL
Kyle (10:36:45 PM): power drill
Mike (10:36:48 PM): wanna play bitch!
Mike (10:36:49 PM): lmao
Mike (10:36:52 PM): that works
Kyle (10:36:56 PM): “you picked the wrong day corkface”
Mike (10:37:02 PM): OMG
Kyle (10:37:03 PM): lol
Mike (10:37:05 PM): corkface
Mike (10:37:07 PM): OMG
Kyle (10:37:08 PM): LOL
Mike (10:37:29 PM): fucking awesome
Mike (10:37:31 PM): lol
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Posted on April 27, 2009, in Regular Posts and tagged , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Comments Off.

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