Toothpaste Does That?

I bought the new “Aquafresh Extreme Clean” toothpaste to try. It said “intense foaming action” on the label, so I thought it was worth a try. Holy shit! After you brush your teeth for about 45 seconds, you look like a friggin’ dog with rabies. I mean, shit….foaming at the mouth like that would have gotten me killed back during the Salem Witch Trial days…..